You're wearing your Birkin wrong
Plus: Lana del Rey has an enemy
Welcome to another edition of No One Asked… but I'll tell you anyway
On the agenda today:
Birkin Bags
Celebrity Beefs and Weddings
Ben Affleck is kinda Mormon now
What single, straight people can do for love
Are kids alright?
You're welcome!!!!!
Let me start by saying that I do not own a Birkin.
Most Real Housewives flaunt them, and for that alone, I think it is now tacky to obsess over one. I mean, isn't this one of the FUGLIEST things you've ever seen?






But all the power to you, I guess. The Birkin was invented because Jane Birkin was always carrying her belongings in baskets. She kept one to use and then kept selling THEM. To raise money.
“Dumas thanked Jane by sending her more Birkins, which she kept selling for charity, putting luxury to good use. Eventually, Dumas started paying the charities she chose."
IMAGINE if that was our definition of luxury and influence?
One bag only. Multiple charity campaigns.
Anyway, there's a great article on all of that here, but you can listen to the redux version if you're short on time and attention span.
Lana del Rey hates Margaret Qualley
And I can prove it.
Lana posted very few pics of her wedding day to celebrate her first anniversary. Most of the photos are of her. And then there is this:


I rest my case.
On that note - I can't wait to see who Selena Gomez hates at her wedding!!!
The dress is Ralph Lauren, and Meryl didn't go - because she is in Milan, presumably filming for Devil Wears Prada 2




Hey Girl, are you single?
Apparently, all you can do is settle, sit at a bar or stop dating men.
Obviously, I am trying something else. BUT perhaps we should do better. For instance, why don’t all core friends have a little file on their phone with pictures/ig of their single friends? I'd definitely share it with potential sutiors. Or do this:
Sometimes, though, I wonder… should we even BE procreating?
Like, should we??? In this economy?
If you need help on your dating journey, the best I can offer you is this:
Mormonism is IN
If you’re level-headed (unlike me), you won’t have binged on two seasons of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, a TV show which follows a group of Mormon TikTok mothers and influencers (so-called MOMTOK) who are dealing with the aftermath of a SWINGING SCANDAL.
One of the couples claimed to be related to Ben Affleck. The J.Lo one. Yep.
Turns out, they’re not. But WHO CARES?
Jen Affleck (not Ben’s cousin) just landed a HUGE Dunkin’ Donuts commercial with none other than f* Ben Affleck. Life is so weird.
Are kids ok?
I read ‘What Everyone Gets Wrong About Our Generation’—According to 21 College Kids” by the Feed Me writer, and then an op-ed coined by a young girl entitled “as boys shift to the right, we are seeing the rise of the ‘new chill girl"
I don't know if kids are ok. But then, during my time, we had Thirteen and Kids depicting our own lost youth. And look at how (un)well millennials turned out to be!
People do say that comparison is the thief of joy.
So, I guess… kids are not alright?
Last but not least:










LOVEEEE. Keep'em coming please.